Post by Spirit of the Lynx on Jul 4, 2007 17:49:34 GMT -5
From: Cherry¨Crystal_Starlight (Original Message) Sent: 8/21/2003 10:36 AM
THE BATTLE HYMN OF THE DISCORDIANS
-Revised by Jeremy Daniel Buhler
(Tune: "The Battle Hymn Of The Republic")
Now, the Gods they threw a party
In one thousand-odd B.C.
They invited every goddess
'Cept Discordia, all but She
So She rolled a golden apple
Thereby starting a melee
Her apple corps is strong!
Grand and gory, hail Discordia!
Grand and gory, hail Discordia!
Grand and gory, hail Discordia!
Her apple corps is strong!
Though the Romans dubbed Her Eris
And the Brits yclept Her Strife
She is still the same Discordia -
Chaos' spawn, and Murphy's wife
And the mortal who ignores Her
Courts the peril of his life
Her apple corps is strong!
She's the Goddess of Uncertainty -
The Mother of all Doubt
But Her influence is one thing
Physics cannot do without
In the halls of academia
The quantum theorists shout
"Her apple corps is strong!"
She's the strangest of attractors
And a fractious, fractal minx
There is madness to Her method
And a twist to how She thinks
Lorenz, Mandelbrot, and Julia
Could not divine Her kinks
Her apple corps is strong!
I have seen the works of Eris
In our citadels and camps
For the world, now more than ever,
Seems to bear Her special stamp
Which is why I think Discordians
Will soon emerge the champs
Our apple corps is strong!
CHORUS (revised):
Grand and gory, hail Discordia!
Grand and gory, hail Discordia!
Grand and gory, hail Discordia!
Our apple corps is strong!
THE BATTLE HYMN OF THE DISCORDIANS
-Revised by Jeremy Daniel Buhler
(Tune: "The Battle Hymn Of The Republic")
Now, the Gods they threw a party
In one thousand-odd B.C.
They invited every goddess
'Cept Discordia, all but She
So She rolled a golden apple
Thereby starting a melee
Her apple corps is strong!
Grand and gory, hail Discordia!
Grand and gory, hail Discordia!
Grand and gory, hail Discordia!
Her apple corps is strong!
Though the Romans dubbed Her Eris
And the Brits yclept Her Strife
She is still the same Discordia -
Chaos' spawn, and Murphy's wife
And the mortal who ignores Her
Courts the peril of his life
Her apple corps is strong!
She's the Goddess of Uncertainty -
The Mother of all Doubt
But Her influence is one thing
Physics cannot do without
In the halls of academia
The quantum theorists shout
"Her apple corps is strong!"
She's the strangest of attractors
And a fractious, fractal minx
There is madness to Her method
And a twist to how She thinks
Lorenz, Mandelbrot, and Julia
Could not divine Her kinks
Her apple corps is strong!
I have seen the works of Eris
In our citadels and camps
For the world, now more than ever,
Seems to bear Her special stamp
Which is why I think Discordians
Will soon emerge the champs
Our apple corps is strong!
CHORUS (revised):
Grand and gory, hail Discordia!
Grand and gory, hail Discordia!
Grand and gory, hail Discordia!
Our apple corps is strong!