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Post by Shaman on Jul 2, 2007 2:34:34 GMT -5
* Forget about religion. . . Visualize using your turn signal!
* Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
* Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
* He who laughs last thinks slowest.
* Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
* Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
* Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone somewhere may be happy.
* Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
* We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.
* Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
* Three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
* Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
* Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
* I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.
* Auntie Em, hate you, hate Kansas - Taking the dog. --Dorothy.
* Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself. * Wheeeeeee splat - The meaning of life. * Chaos, Panic, & Disorder... my work here is done. * You! Off my planet!! * Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most * A nuclear war can ruin your whole day * Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
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Post by greenman on Dec 5, 2007 16:07:49 GMT -5
I recently spotted a sticker that said "honk if you think I look like Jesus" And, well, the guy did look like Jesus!--if Jesus was a white guy.
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