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Post by Shaman on Jul 25, 2007 19:17:28 GMT -5
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd
really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter
says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very
wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful!
nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes,
but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals
will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas
Holiday trips.
You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a
two-bedroom apartment above the garage.
The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy, wide- eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!" The social worker
says, "Yeah, well... you started it
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