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Post by Shaman on Jul 31, 2007 14:44:56 GMT -5
EVE: "I've got a problem." GOD: "What's the problem, Eve?" EVE: "I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy." GOD: "And why is that Eve?" EVE: "I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples." GOD: "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." EVE: "Man? What is that?" GOD: "A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly." EVE: "Sounds great," but what's the catch?" GOD: "Well... you can have him on one condition." EVE: "And what's that, dear God?" GOD: "As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring... so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret... you know, woman to woman."
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