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Post by Shaman on Jul 2, 2007 2:22:24 GMT -5
The Not So Well Documented Side Effects Of Viagra
1. At work, they call you a spiritualist because when you sit down at a meeting the table floats;
2. You begin to look at the dog with interest;
3. Your face is very pale due to lack of blood;
4. When you walk into a sauna, everyone stands and applauds. They begin to call you "The Tripod";
5. You begin to think your mother-in-law is pretty;
6. Sunbathing nude outside standing, birds perch on it; Sunbathing nude outside lying down, you look like a sundial;
7. Everyone at the bank, grocery store etc....lets you go to the front of the line;
8. Compared to you Pinocchio doesn't look like such a liar;
9. You always lose limbo contests;
10. Lewinsky wants you to be President someday;
11. You can make drawings in the sand without having to find a stick;
12. You sleep on your back so you had to remove the ceiling fan.
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